I was listening to talk radio yesterday afternoon. The host asked listeners to call in to tell about their pet peeves. I've been dying to vent about one of my pet peeves, and by golly, I'm gonna do it right now.
I'm in the cafeteria line for lunch. As I slowly move along as the line is moving, a man is very close (too close) behind me, breathing down my neck. I inch up a bit - the man inches up - ever so close. Even though my back is to him, I can feel the closeness. And then it happens. I walk one step and stop. He walks two steps and bumps into my back. He says nothing. A simple
"oh, 'scuse me" would be nice.
A few weeks ago a lady behind me in the lunch line was so darn close that when she let out a big sigh, her breath blew the back of my hair. Had this been George Clooney it would not have been a problem. But, to her credit, she realized what she had done and did apologize. Apologies really work with me.
Sunday I was in the check out line at A. C. Moore. When I reached the cashier, the lady behind me was so close I could not even swipe my card in the card reader. I wondered if she was trying to read my credit card number. So I gently backed myself up a bit forcing her to do the same. She was still situated nice and close however.
And now today, at lunch, I went shopping and was standing in line for the cashier. The lady behind me had a cart with which she promptly bumped me. I turned around, carefully put my hand on the end of the cart and pushed it gently towards her forcing her to move back. She then moved the cart forward once again almost touching me. I repeated my gesture, moved her cart back and this time made eye contact. She got the idea and stayed put. What's funny about this encounter is neither one of us ever said a word. But this is the picture I had in my mind of how this could have turned out.

I am looking for a t-shirt with wording on the back that goes something like this
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE. THANK YOU FOR MOVING BACK"