When captured, this species has been known to become domesticated and thrive in the modern North American culture as long as they are fed, at frequent intervals, sucrose laden carbohydrates. They also must be provided, each day post-sunset, 13% alcohol based red or white liquids served only in Waterford stemmed goblets.
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Interestingly, the offspring of noted Barr species adjust very well to the modern world in spite of their atypical maternal upbringing. Said offspring are devoted, appreciative and proud of the paradoxical traits of their matriarchs.
If one encounters this rare and sought after species in the wild, approach should be made with extreme caution. Holding up in plain view and then carefully offering species a plastic type credit card will draw them near and capture can then be made.
Due to the rarity of this species, poachers have been known to attempt capture, but species has avoided this with the use of fuchsia colored tasers.
The Smithsonian is desirous of any related material and/or artifacts relating to this sought after and much desired Barr-type female species. Any questions or comments should be directed to G. Theyar Qute, Curator of rare female species, Smithsonian Institute.
If one encounters this rare and sought after species in the wild, approach should be made with extreme caution. Holding up in plain view and then carefully offering species a plastic type credit card will draw them near and capture can then be made.
Due to the rarity of this species, poachers have been known to attempt capture, but species has avoided this with the use of fuchsia colored tasers.
The Smithsonian is desirous of any related material and/or artifacts relating to this sought after and much desired Barr-type female species. Any questions or comments should be directed to G. Theyar Qute, Curator of rare female species, Smithsonian Institute.
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Attn: G. Thayer Qute (I agree!)
Recent sightings of this rare species has been confirmed by local coffee baristas in the North Texas area. Said species seems to favor cold, icy, moca beverages in the afternoon hours. It has also been confirmed the species indulges in this beverage while watching an afternoon talk show and tries to pick up on the latest dance moves of the talk show host.
One of the species can also be snagged with a slice of chocolate pie, a tossed salad, or a salmon pattie from K & W. Just make certain that the salmon pattie is not too dry. Copious quantitites of Pink Truck works well too and may perhaps result in a quicker "bagging" of the species.
Jane
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